Tales From the Gym – Zoolander Models Escape, Bring Derelicte With Them!

March 22nd, 2007

Spotted in the lounge: two women wearing pant-suits made out of black plastic trash bags. Clever drawstring design cinched the blouse at neck and wrist, while trousers were similarly tailored at the waist and ankle. Hints of yellow suggested the presence of handle ties discreetly tucked away. Models were cleverly accessorized with plastic flip-flops and shower caps. A smoky eye and matte lip softened the otherwise urban styling.

Once spotted and recognized, the models quickly abandoned the lounge for the steam sauna and never came back out again. Witnesses suspect they evaporated away entirely. The question on everyone’s mind this morning: did staff recognize the haute couture they left behind? Or was Derelicte thrown out with the trash? Not surprisingly, panic reigns in the design studios.

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