Tales from the Gym – The Society of Random Picnickers Goes FeralApril 25th, 2007 Spotted on the floor of the locker-room foyer this evening: several shreds of partially chewed lettuce. There were no picnickers in sight, but the evidence was unmistakable. Corollary data: in a rare departure from the normal soul-less pop, the gym sound system was playing Debussy’s “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun”. Connection? I think the picnickers got tired of eating citrus, mushrooms, and ginger, so they lured a faun into the gym with a trail of lettuce leaves, then roasted him over the coals in the sauna. I know it’s all circumstantial evidence at this point, but everyone in the sauna looked unusually pleased with themselves this evening… Entry Filed under: Tales From the Gym |
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